Reverse male escort

I am starting to feel like some kind of a "Reverse Male Escort" . I haden't contacted J.Lo. and have not seen her in about a year. We are Facebook friends, but have not had any contact in a long time. And then one nice evening, she sends me an email through Facebook saying:

"Oh Hi D. how is it going.Well, I need to make some extra income and would like to see you." I said: "Well,lets meet and get a drink at our old favorite English Pub". She says: "Actually, let's skip that and just come by my place".

I thought that was very interesting. She changed plans, last minute because I think her boss let her work overtime, therefore she didn't need the cash anymore, therefore she cancelled! Go figure. That's why I feel like a male escort sometimes. Although I am the one giving the gifts and shopping trips.
I can always count on J.Lo. (and Janice too) to have some sort of cash crunch, send me a desperate email , and then back out. Next time I receive an email from them I plan to send them an invoice for the time I have wasted on them. And I charge $150 per hour at least!