Was shopping around with my assistant at the Houston Galleria once, after work. We had a long hard day so I told her 'Hey it's only 10 minutes away lets go. You drive!' 'OK boss' she says.

We were walking around and I spotted De Beers which is one of my favorite stores. So we walked in and started browsing around, as I was thinking of buying a holiday present for my better half and I needed a woman's opinion. As we were looking around, the nicely dressed salesman came over, took one look at me, then a look at my assistant, then looked at me again with a sly smile and he said: 'Sir, would you like to buy that nice bracelet from our Talisman collection for the young lady?' and he kept smiling. I cracked up and said 'No we are just browsing thank you'.

I could hardly believe it. Here I was, a 42 y.o. man with a 28 y.o. blond and the guy was asking me if I wanted to get her something. I guess I have a large 'S' written all over my forehead? 'S' as in 'SUGAR', lol.