What if I found out that my better half was a sugar momma

S.J asks.

I have thought about that actually. I am the naughty one of the two, in that she is very sweet. But of course temptation can show its ugly head in many different ways. So what would happen if I found out she has been a sugar momma?

Well, my first reaction: I deserve it! Fair and square, and I get paid back in the same currency, for all the various deeds and misdeeds I have performed.
After the initial reaction, would I feel angry? No. Dissapointed? a little bit. But, in a strange way, maybe even a bit relieved, the same way a thief would be relieved if he found out he stole from another thief.

And then I would ask if the man she was seeing had a sister, ha ha ha. Like a good finance professional, might as well try and reap some type of benefit from the situation.

So S.J., simple and straightforward answer to a straightforwrd question. Feel free to ask any follow up questions.