Out of the mouths of babes

I had two people tell me the following:

'You are a very stressed out and conservative guy who needs fun in his life'

'One doesn't get to know the real David unless they sleep with him'

They were both right. How did they know all this? I had only been on a couple of dates with them. Is it that obvious? A good sugar daddy should project a different image, not that of a stressed out and conservative individual.
Maybe I should seem more 'suave' maybe more like a Frenchman or something. Maybe I will watch some old French movies to improve on my accent. Let's see how that goes.