3-somes??

A fellow blogger comment about about threesomes so I just wanted to chime in with what I had learned from my own experiences.

First: if its 2 men and one woman, the 2 men should be friends already so no one feels too weird about it (i.e. no crypto homo stuff, but that's a stereotype anyway). I remember one of my most fun 3somes was at the age of 27, me and this friend of mine were invited to please this 55 year old lady. Thinking she is almost 70 by now, and I cringe at the thought. But back then, after a few shots of JD it wasn't too bad. And after that, we picked up the NY Times from her doorstep, and we all went for breakfast (at 5 AM?) at the Chelsea Diner, on 23rd street on the west side if I remember correctly.

Second: if its 2 men and 2 women, I think that's the easiest one to do, because it's like individual partner sex only twice: you have another couple next to you, so as long as you can get past the privacy issues, you should be fine.

Third: two women and one man, now that's the interesting one. It really, REALLY, depends on the women: If they are experienced, then we're in business. They have been there before, they know what to do and they know all the ground rules (not to get jealous etc). If they are not experienced, then look out. They could be more into each other. Or, one of them could get jealous if I spend more attention to one of the women that the other. Go figure. In this situation one needs to take charge quickly before it all gets out of hand. My last threesome, was in NY about 3+ years ago with my Brazilian friend 'Paula' and her Hungarian friend (Elizabeth, I think). So I walk in and they were waiting for me. I think Elizabeth was an escort though, just the way she had sex, one can tell quickly. As I walk in they handed me a Corona, and they were both dressed in stockings and garters (hmmm do you think it was all planned, lol)and she said: "wow, David you are experiencing the best women in the world: Brazilians and Hungarians". Then she proceeded to assault my rear end with her finger and it kinda hurt, and she said that it looked like a 13 year old's (interesting comment, at that). But that was in 2006.
When will my next three some be? Who knows. Maybe never.