Booty call? Good Lord

Was sitting in front of my computer minding my own business, and suddenly i get an email from someone's Blackberry driven booty call. I swear, below is the exact transcript of the conversation. For printed transcripts, by the way, you have to send me $5.

'Heyy it's me Linda'
'From Brooklyn?'
'No hun, from Yonkers'
'I don't remember you did we ever meet?'
'Nope, here is a pic'
'Nice. Now I remember you. So, how come ur emailing'
'Why, I can't?'
'Sure you can, just curious, but i have to say i am not really into latinas to be perfectly honest'
'But i'm irish'
'I thought last time you said you were half irish half dominican'
'Yea but I'm mostly irish I look like a white girl can't u tell'
'i don't think i will be doing anything with you, sorry'
'Lol why not, did you not see my pics'
'Yup saw them. Like i said, nothing here'
'Ok so ur not attracted to me?? Lol wondrr what u look you like'
'Plus i am a bit busy. I have something lined up on Friday, and then again something on Monday. And I had asked you a few months ago if u like orgies but u didn't. So, that's that.'
'Lol k'
'What else do u do , besides not liking orgies?
'Jus forget it bye'

Was that precious or what? Even in 'retirement' one can find endless sources of entertainment.