Travelling thespians

If one has been at this for a long time, one always come across these off the wall requests. Here is one that happened to me a very long time ago, courtesy of match dot com.

I had received an email from a lesbian woman, who was looking for a gentleman to 'observe' her and her lesbian girlfriend. So I counter offered, to include the lady I was seeing at that time, as a fourth (!) person. I figured why not mix it up a little. So the following dialog took pace, via email:

'Hmmm not something that my gf nor I have considered. I know that while I'm unsure of my gf's opinion on adding another girl, I do know that we are not open to adding a guy.( he could be there obv but not involved) The sex part is out of the question. That's why we were looking for a more mature gentleman w whom we have a connection but are less concerned about physical appearance ( as long as they're somewhat attractive ) What we are looking for is def unconventional and could end up being a lot of fun. So I'm sure you might be asking "what's in it for the guy?" it would only be worth it for our SD if he was into watching two lesbians in action. They get turned on and we enjoy watching him getting excited over us. Of course it's still a flirty arrangement but not one that would prove worth it to every man bc many are interested only if they are allowed to join. Soo.. If your sugar baby is interested in experimenting w the two of us while you watch or ONLY touch or have sex with your girl.. I'm sure I can run the idea past my lady..'

'Yes, I can run it by her. So you are saying the man is not allowed. Not even touch?'

'What is it with you men, lol so persistent. No touch means nothing: no touch, no oral, just look'

'Ok, understood. So what type of arrangement did y'all have in mind?'

'My gf lives in DC so I guess what were looking for is having a Lil help financially to fly her back more often than we can normally afford'

So, let me get this straight: this lady and her gf wanted me to fly them back and forth each month from DC so they can snuggle, and I get the privilege of just watching them? How could I ever refuse that one? Alas, I am being sarcastic, that's one deal I turned down.