Issy

Issy, 33 year old acquaintance from some days past texted today with some lovely news:

'Hi Daddy, it is my birthday soon.'
'Oh yeah?'
'Yeah'
'OK, lets meet at Union Square and we will go shopping'
'Great Daddy, and I will have sex with you tonight for the fist time. My only limitations are: no anal and no swallowing.'

I kind of freaked out by that but it was good information to know, I suppose. So I decided to bust her chops.

'What? No anal? How can you do this to me?'
'Well, maybe later when I trust you more'
'No problem baby. But you have to do whatever else I say OK?'
'You be very good to me daddy ok?'
'Yes ma'am. I like you, you have spunk'
'What do you mean?'
'You are demanding, but funny in the same time and you crack me up'
'Ok daddy'

On the day of the meeting:
'Oh David, I have to cancel. I am not coming'
'But why?'
'Well, It is not you. I am looking for a boyfriend and feel like a slut doing this.'
'Don't worry baby, I like you, why don't you come down anyway and we can talk'
'Ok Daddy. But lets meet tomorrow because I feel down'
'OK'

Tomorrow comes and she texts:

'Hey, I forgot it is my daughter's prom night. I can see you Thursday if you want'
'Whatever. You really don't have to make up excuses you know'
'I no lie (all this in a Brooklyn Spanish accent)'

I felt like laughing. Had sort of a rough day today and yesterday, and could use a few laughs.