Walking back from the train station to my place of residence one late night after work passing some of the well manicured lawns of this neighborhood, I heard crickets! That's what my sugar phone sounds like these days. Nice.

However, I did receive some emails just the other day from some random people I either met only once real quick for a drink and never pursued anything, or have not seen in ages.

Judy:

'Hello David, its been sometime, and I need to ask you if you are indeed a sugar daddy. You probably are but we have not interacted so I wouldn't know. Please explain.'

'Dear Judy, it was nice to meet you a few weeks ago, but I never heard back from you so I figured you moved on. I thought we discussed possible arrangements in quite some detail so I am surprised to hear you need me to explain again. In any event, I have decided to get out of this business and pay more attention to my real life. Take care.'

Virgin SB:

'I definitely want to see you David. Sorry for standing you up last time. Things are ok-ish but there are still some issues with my living arrangement'

'Nancy, once you lose trust in sugar life and in real life, it's pretty hard to get it back. You could have very easily said you are not attracted and then just moved on. So I will not be seeing you'

Red:

'Hey daddy, baby girl misses you bunches and wants to get nailed so sweetly. Were have you been? Not a peep from you'

Not sure what to do with that one. Have not responded yet. I think I will let her in my retirement secret though.

My next blog will be called 'Diary of a Male Sugar Baby seeking a Sugar Momma at last', hahaaaa.

I think I may need some tutoring from experienced SB's on how to find my own 'sugar'