The Club

I have an idea:

I have been an Associate Member of the Women's Republican Club of NY, really quite a nice place, for many years now. A lady that used to live in my building was on their board, and she was trying to recruit a couple of male members (as Associate Members) so she invited me. I haven't been there in 4 years, but I do recall that whenever I went to their lounge or the restaurant I saw some well off ladies, a bit older. Prime sugar momma material. Maybe I will just go and hang by the bar after work trying to look pretty. Would any of these loaded, and lovely ladies in their 50's bite? I wonder...My sick mind is working overtime. Must expand coin collection, must expand coin collection, arghhh

Help me please

Lil Kim keeps texting me. At work today, she texted:

'Hey what's up?'.
'Not Much, hope you had a nice holiday'
'Thanks'
'I wanna get together this week?'
'Hmm, not sure as to my precise schedule yet'
'Well, D. its my birthday'
'Happy birthday. I bet you will get lots of presents'
'I want $$$'

Here goes the walking ATM again...

I really don't want to hang out with her, so at some point I will have to come out and say it without beating around the bush.