Excuses, Excuses

I just wanted to do an informal poll, just to see the types of excuses SD's have given y'all in order to back out of a meeting.
I have been the subject of the following ones, from various SB's:

1. My pet got sick and had to take her to the vet
2. Sorry, I have now moved to Missouri, in order to get away from my family
3. Flight was delayed (that was actually true as it turned out)
3. Just got my period this morning
4. I have some infection but should get better soon
5. And of course, the no-shows.

Anyone care to share their list?